The One in Which I Embarrass Myself…Again.
I think we have reached the point where I can no longer get changed in front of E. It’s laundry day, um week, in our house and you know what that means. All “modest” underwear needs washed and I am left with some cheeky {no pun intended} thongs.
While getting dressed yesterday, I had the following, lovely conversation with my three year old.
E: “Mom. Mom. Mommy, where’s your underwears?”
Me: “What?”
E: “Your underwears. Where are they?”
Me: “I have them on. What are you talking about? Go play in your room.”
E: “But Mom. Why are theys broken?”
Me: “E, go play in your room.”
E: “Your underwears are broken, Mom. You need new ones.”
Head meet desk.
I’m going to have to start locking my bedroom door!
Bahaha. Oh my!
Oh I feel you! I have three boys. At one point, on of my sons…not sure which one saw me getting out of the shower (YES, I had the door closed but he just walked right in) and asked me where my penis was!! LOL
First time visiting! Love your blog!
that's hilarious! as a Mom of 2 boys, I REALLY can relate! I love the blank stares and the "Mama, what are those?".
LMAO. Oh my God. I am dying.
Z was walking through the house naked last night and I stopped him and asked what he was doing. "My butt haz a happy!" was the reply as he walked away wiggling his butt.
I was like okay, that doesn't explain WHY YOU ARE NAKED.
Kids.
Oh that is too funny. I always wonder where that line is – I guess they will let you know!
Oh my goodness, I just busting out in very load laughter in the quietness of the prayer room! Hilarious!
bwhahaha hey at least he didn't look at your pubic area getting out of the shower and say, " mufasa mufasa mufasa" yeah we were in a lion king phase.. and I was mortified.
We found we needed to start closing the door when my husband was naked when our then 3 year old asked "Why Does Daddy pee with his thumb?"