… I will not miss the following.
1. Being scared by my own reflection in the mirror.
2. Constant back pain.
3. Never being comfortable.
4. Feet so swollen I swear they will explode.
5. The feeling like I am going to pee my pants but not being able to go to the bathroom when I finally get there because some little person is sitting on my bladder.
6. Feeling like a T-Rex in the bathroom.
7. My ribs being used as a kicking bag.
8. Not being able to get off the couch without assistance.
9. Going through a bottle of tums in a day due to killer heartburn.
10. Not being able to bend over without getting a swift kick.
11. Not being able to sleep through the night without getting up to pee or to roll over.
I’m sure I’m leaving some out! I have a feeling this is only the beginning of my list.